Sleazy online auction giants LOVE porn, Man oh man do they!

They got more "ho's in the stable" than anywhere!

And of course IT is everywhere. Last I heard they were out to revolutionize the entire porn industry, by selling off "surplus"and "unusable" porn and they were dedicated!

They "sampled hundreds of hours of the content"
and "The prices will be starting from a low enough reserve that will allow any bidder to get their hands on quality porn"

Hooray!!! Hooray for sleazy online auction giants!!!

Why, they are even going to be nice enough to give back some of that sleazy money to the hapless exploited women! Whoo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What nice folks, eh?

I wonder if they ever plan on compensating the many victims of the redirects which are robbing innocent consumers each & every day on that sleazy waste of photons & electrons?

Sleazebay claims to be safe, so you can trust them, just ask their new anthropomorphically correct spokesicon, the pimped out weasel.

Just another of many true-to-life characters we find in the "hood"

Maybe IT is not all bad... you may find your dream girl! She does everything! You''ll be happy for all the trojans too, because now you can get virus with your porn! That's right! Widely available, now in the toys AND the toddler clothing section!

But those of you whom are not into porn and virus, you can get your virus ala carte too, just by browsing the site! Talk about treating everyone as a unique inividual! Yee-haw!!! That's what I call some dad-burned danged good down home, 'ho'-down hospertality!

Ebay loves their new image. They love it so much you can even see pictures of their employees giving little "gangsta" signs in the pdf doc from the 2007 ebay live newsletter

     

Oh heck yes, I am gonna run NOT walk to go spend my money there! Who wouldn't?

I love giving money to folks like sleazy gangsters, pimps, dope dealers and criminals! Don't you?

Oh, in case you did not know, they are also gearing up for the holidays by kidnapping and torturing Santa Claus!

They have "ransom demands", a "manifesto", and  sections on "Payback time" and "Breaking it to the kids"

Who cares if they are terrorizing and traumatizing little kids! IT is all about Mom & Dad's money, fools!

You know what? I think it would be absolutely fitting and hilarious if that same scenario were to be played out with an sleazebay executive.
After all, who is against kidnapping and torturing?

Certainly ebay is not, so if that happens to them, they should not complain.

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