Here is the text; for whatever reason it would not go into the video description area at youtube.

Pure parody. Expand for text
Here we spoof videos from another current internet war.
For entertainment only.
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hello sleaze bay. This is Cappnonymous.

As high priests of the muses.
We sing songs never before heard.
We have been watching you.
Your mistreatment of your users.
Your horrible safety and customer service.
Your use of less than honest tactics.
Your refusal to make your site safe.
Your hypocrisy.
Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; suppression of consumer rights and consumer
awareness information and materials, your litigious nature, your psychotic denial,  your misguided sense of entitlement. Your aura of cult like qualities. All of  these things have caught our eye. Cappnonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be exposed.
For the good of your users, for the good of mankind, for the laughs. for the laughs we shall expose and ridicule you as we educate consumers of the dangers of
your dishonest and unsafe website.
We tell the truth through smiling teeth
We are Cappnonymous.
We fight for the laughs. For the lulz.
What forbids us to tell the truth while laughing?
You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the outraged users.
Your  methods,  sleazery and the chilling greed of your organization have  sounded its own death knell.
You have chosen to put your own greed and profits ahead of your user's safety and security.
You have chosen just a venue.
You have chosen caveat emptor.
You have chosen that it is allright to rob cheat and steal from anyone who believes your false promises of safety and trustworthiness.
You have chosen to allow fraud on your site.
You have chosen to become the laughingstock of  the internet.
You have chosen to allow counterfeit and fakes.
You appear to have chosen to use paid shills and astro turfers on your message boards.
You have chosen to be dis honest.
You have chosen to NARU anyone whom speaks ill of your dangerous and dishonest website.
You have chosen to ignore the pleas of your users.
You have chosen to not correct critical safety flaws.
You have chosen to ignore your glorious five core values.
You have chosen to ignore the obvious.
You have chosen to censor.
You have chosen to wrongfully punish.
You have chosen to cover up rather than clean up.
You have chosen to cause your users to be harmed by the use of software which cannot replace humans.
You have chosen to penalize your users with impossible  sleaze bay math.
You have chosen to claim that neutral is equal to negative.
You have chosen to allow dangerous forms of coding in the user generated content of your site.
You have chosen to Place flash and glam ahead of security and safety.
You have chosen to treat your users like dirt.
You have chosen to use canned ee mail.
You have chosen to be inhuman.
You have chosen to  increase fees without improving quality of service.
You have chosen to make deceptive changes in your fee structures.
You have chosen to use deception and trickery in your advertised listing specials.
You have chosen to cheat your users on auction time durations.
You have chosen to manipulate search.
You have chosen to make extremely unreasonable changes to feedback system.
You have chosen to ignore common sense.
You have chosen to ignore common courtesy.
You have chosen to send users off the site with paid ads from outside sites.
You have chosen to give blindfolds to your bidders.
You have chosen to embrace shill bidding.
You have chosen to make confusing and deceptive payment options procedures on Pain pal checkout pages.
You have chosen to force the pain pal monopoly upon your users.
You have chosen to exclude and deny legitimate payment services, such as google checkout, which you greatly fear.
You have chosen to use faulty software to freeze the accounts of innocent pain pal users.
You have chosen to harm and libel those whom your faulty software has flagged and frozen.
You have chosen to wash your hands as you collect dirty profits from a myriad of scams.
You enable organized crime.
you have been rightfully compared to the mafia and also to the nazis.
You enable fraud.
You embrace fraud.
You embrace dishonesty and cheating.
You embrace greed and hubris.
Therefore Capppnoymous calls for a universal boycott of your site.
Cappnonymous shall prevail.
Cappnonymous is a state of mind.
Cappnonymous is for the people.
Cappnonymous is a friend of the consumer and also the aggrieved  consumer
Cappnonymous is a hacker.
Cappnonymous hacks the mind.
Your management has made guh zillions of dirty dollars on the backs of scam victims.
freedom of speech shall prevail.
consumer awareness shall prevail.
consumer education shall prevail.
Consumer rights shall prevail.
We are Cappnonymous.
Cappnonymous shall educate consumers to not use your filthy scam filled untrustworthy and dangerous site.
Cappnonymous shall persuade, change and influence.
Cappnonymous does not forgive.
Cappnonymous shall not forget.

Cappnonymous encourages un happy sleaze bay users to become vocal.
Cappnonymous encourages un happy sleaze bay users to stand up for yourselves and others.
Cappnonymous encourages cheated users of the sleaze bay site to complain to your government officials and agencies.
Cappnonymous encourages cheated sleaze bay users to complain to the media.
Cappnonymous encourages unhappy sleaze bay users to use the power of web two point oh to let your complaints be heard by the masses.
Cappnonymous encourages cheated sleaze bay users to complain to law enforcement.
Cappnonymous encourages cheated sleaze bay users to file lawsuits and small claims actions
Cappnonymous encourages un happy sleaze bay users to use your talents and skills to join the fight.
Cappnonymous encourages un happy sleaze bay users to boycott sleazebay and painpal.
Cappnonymous encourages un happy sleaze bay users to boycott all sleazebay owned sites and business.
Cappnonymous encourages sleaze bay share holders to sell their shares.
Cappnonymous encourages legitimate businesses to avoid conducting business with sleazebay.
Sleazebay upper management have all resigned in shame.
sleaze bay is a cheater.
sleaze bay is a hypocrite.
sleazebay is a coward.
sleaze bay is a loser.
sleaze bay is a liar.
sleaze bay is not safe.
sleaze bay is not to be trusted.
sleazebay is a pimp.
sleaze bay is a cult.
sleazebay is Orwellian.
sleazebay is fascist.
sleaze bay is a cheater.
sleazebay places their profits ahead of your security.
bank on it.
sleaze bay shall become four zero four bay.
expect it.
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looky there!

http://budmalcolm.bravejournal.com/entry/25355